Some fashion trends come and go, but sadly these particular ones won’t leave!
If there was ever an appropriate time for a rap song. I believe this would be it! A big fashionable SHOUT OUT to @Ludacris for providing my imaginary playlist to this blog post: “Roll Out, Roll Out!”
15 Fashion Trends I Wish Would Stop, Drop, & Roll Out!
15. Shoulder Pads
One body part that doesn’t need any padding!
Replacement: A toned down version with puffed material
Dude, it’s not working. I can totally see you in line at Wal-Mart.
Replacement: A Military Inspired Jacket or Solid Green/Brown Colors
13. Patterned Pants
A certified way to look large & in charge. This trend is universally unflattering.
Replacement: Printed Skirt
12. Elastic Jeans
Clearly some Americans have thrown in the towel. First Velcro now elastic waistbands. What’s next? A robot that puts our pants on for us!
Replacement: Empire Waist Dress
11. Pleated Pants & Shorts
Because who doesn’t want to make their crotch or hips appear larger?!
Replacement: Flat Front Pants & Shorts
10. Sequin Pants
A lesson we can all take from Dancing With The Stars.
Replacement: Sequin Tank or Sequin Skirt
9. Fanny Packs
A total hit in Florida!
Replacement: Messenger or Cross Body Bag
8. Man Cleavage
A sign that you’re dating the wrong guy.
Replacement: Crew Neck or Slightly V-Neck Shirt
Onesies renamed to make adults feel better.
Replacement: Skinny Jeans, a Tunic, and a Belt that cinches your waist
6. Ridiculously High Heels
Despite the rumor in 6th grade there is no actual prize for who turns out to be the tallest.
Replacement: 3 Inch Heels
5. High-Waisted Jeans
Did we learn nothing from Jessica Simpson?
Replacement: Mid-Rise Jeans
4. Harem Pants
Even M.C. Hammer wouldn’t be caught in Harem pants. That’s a message none of us should take for granted.
Replacement: Wide-Leg Jeans, Boyfriend Jeans, Silk Flat Front Trousers
Ideal for Thanksgiving or even Conan O’Brien but is that worth your fashion reputation?
Replacement: Skinny or Straight Leg Jeans
2. Mid-Calf Boots
Your cankles will thank you!
Replacement: Nude Heels, Caged Heels, Wedges
1. Leggings as Pants
By popular Twitter demand, it seems “Leggings as Pants” is the trend most Tweeters wish would Stop, Drop, and Roll Out!
Replacement: Actual Pants!!
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