Call Me Crazy…Or Don’t?

Is it me or is this hot August weather making everyone a little off-pudding?! Examples please…

First, it was the man who stepped onto the sleepy and quiet bus after the 3rd stop this morning and proceeded to yell at everyone for having their I-pods up too loud all while placing giant Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones over his head. It took everything not to say “Excuse me Sir Crazy, while you’re landing a plane please let the rest of us ride in peace.” Did I mention that he chose to sit next to me?

Then, while minding my own business on the crowded subway two guys decided to serenade me with what I’m pretty sure was a “Subway Original” leaving me with an awkward smile and an “I’m not sure how to act” look on my face before finally getting off at the next stop.

Last but certainly not least, is one that I cannot figure out. Every girl seems to be wearing high heels these days! Don’t think for a second that I’m not a fan, because I am. However, I’m starting to wonder if there is some sort of girl code out in the world that I’ve recently been excluded from. Mainly because I can’t, for the life of me, figure out how these ladies are walking down 5th Ave. in 5 inch heels without shouting expletives or limping as if they are recovering from a serious foot injury. After all, the last time I checked heels were made for sitting not walking.  Did I miss the memo or is this just another serious sign of August weather gone to the brain?

So in light of today’s mishaps and women wearing high heels everywhere I thought I would put together a little something called …

Sitting Pretty for $50  & Under