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The interesting thing about growing up in a close knit family is figuring out later in life that what you thought was normal…. actually doesn’t occur in other peoples homes. I mean why would I think it wasn’t normal that my younger brother DVR’ed the weather channel or that dad’s across the U.S. didn’t listen to their scanners in the shower, right?
So it’s possible my obsession with weather isn’t umm…normal, but at least you all know why. Because one day my kids will probably think “normal” involves checking a weather app 5 times a day, watching Wake Up with Al, and actually getting excited when someone does ask about the weather.
Dear Fashion Dictator,
Just when I was getting used to this cold and bitter winter “you” have been telling me Spring has Sprung! It’s all over department stores, websites, and magazine spreads that read “Spring Fashion 2011″. Photos of patterned skirts with no tights, light weight tank tops, and bright colors. Don’t you know?? I can look out my Northeastern window and clearly see that spring has not sprung, bounced, hippety hopped, or done any other verb.
Fashion may come in all sorts of sizes, shapes, and colors, but it most certainly comes in decades…
Presenting: 8 Fashion Lessons You Can Learn from While Watching 90′s Re-runs
1. Buddy Bands were cool, are cool, and will always be cool! After all…friends forever..talking about friends (wow) (Saved By the Bell)
2. A tip from Elaine: leave the shoulder pads out of the boyfriend jacket and back on the football field!(Seinfield)
That’s right ladies! Remember those fanny packs that were oh so popular in the 80s and 90s. Well…let’s face it, we still see some today. However, secretly we all liked them a little, right? I mean they were conveinent, you could fit about anything you wanted in them, and we also can’t deny that they were ideal for tourists, snacks, and a small child (okay i’m joking).
It’s been famoulsy said that “Beauty is Pain”, and honestly how can you not agree?! Ever since the days with corsets, girdles, and hoop skirts women around the world have not strayed far from the uncomfortable apparel to look good in the eye of society, and not too much has changed after all this time.
As we all know the holidays can be a wonderful time of year, but also a very stressful time. Many people put a lot of pressure on themselves due to cooking food, buying gifts, and trying to please not only others but themselves as well. Instead of being overwhelmed this year, I highly suggest relaxing, lightening up and enjoy the upcoming frenzy known as the holidays! I have created a list of 15 ways to reduce stress this year and remain happy for the month long holiday season…so here it goes…
Although magazines and movies, when shooting an outdoor scene, try to make a picture with two people who just happen to look like models playing in a perfect winter wonderland, realistic. It’s obviously not that way as most of you already know.
There have been multiple reports of ladies not balancing out their outfits. Wearing only professional business like apparel (Hillary Clinton) or wearing only show stopping numbers (Heidi Montag) are not two choices that any woman has to make when going to an everyday event.
Unless you’re an absolutely perfect fashionista, you have probably worn one if not more of these 20 outfits! Some of these choices make no sense whatsoever while others are hideously still worn everyday around the U.S. I have stated before that if you can be confident in an outfit who’s to stop you from wearing it. So here’s an ode to confidence and all its glory…
Oh the holidays! The time when Christmas songs are played repetitively, shopping becomes not just a hobby but a sport, and holiday sweaters and pins emerge from the closets.