Got Balls? Yep, It’s Exactly What You Think…Ballroom Jeans!

Forget tight pants that brace the men of Dancing with the Stars, wearing dad jeans is what takes balls. Period. Luckily for dads everywhere Duluth Trading Company found a way to make them fit. Kahuna’s, man parts, man packs, bubbles, or whatever your choice of endearment may be this “area” is one to be reckon with. While you can now “crouch without the ouch” via the Ballroom Jeans hidden crotch gusset, you can also do other unnecessary things such as carry your cell phone on your belt buckle or wear the lightest wash possible. No worries, men of the world. It doesn’t require you to grow a pair to wear one. Whew! Glad we cleared that up.

In all seriousness (yes the last paragraph was sarcastic) I prefer not to act like I know what it’s like to have ornaments hanging below (bet you’ll never think of Christmas the same). Yet, I can imagine it being something in comparison to a bad sports bra. So while I can most definitely appreciate the intent, the overall verdict still stands as a bit of ridiculousness. Then again who said ridiculousness didn’t make for a good Christmas present…

Note: Reality Chic in no way, shape, or form (no pun intended) takes responsibility for the future wearing of dad jeans.